Pernah ngobrol online or chatting ama anak SD?
I just had mine a couple of minutes ago. Jadi barusan aja pulang dari ketemuan temen, log online ketika tiba-tiba muncul satu window chat MSN dari seorang strangers dengan kalimat pertamanya, “Pie!”
So jadilah gue ngobrol ama cewek umur 10 tahun. How pedo is that? lol
Basically gue bukan tipe orang yang doyan chatting, dan sekarang kudu ngeladenin anak SD.. kaga ngerti mo ngomong apaan, ahahaha! So ya ngasal aja lah ngeledekin dia mulu, ketawa mulu tiap kali ngeliat bocah ini buka topik, ngebales jawaban gue, etc.
Here’s the transcript:
LEX: eh? whos this…
the.girl: My name is Holly, I added you a long time ago! How old are you?
LEX: hmmm, cant seem to remember you.. why dont you go first?
the.girl: I’m 10! How old are you. I don’t rtemember you that much either by the way
LEX: okay.. i’m 20somethin. i’m curious how you get my msn email
the.girl: Are you a computer?
LEX: lol, what kind of question is that?
the.girl: I’m just wondering because you seem….computerish (No offense)
LEX: syntax error! lol
the.girl: But really are you?
LEX: if i’m a computer, then i must be a super intelligent one cos i know how to response to your questions. how did you get my msn handle?
the.girl: I don’t know how I got it? If your not a computer then how come you dont know your exact age?
LEX: if i’m a computer, then how come I CANT know my own exact age?
the.girl: Do you like wrestling?
LEX: not really. why
the.girl: I like it
LEX: okay. where r u from?
LEX: that’s england, right?
the.girl: right. Where are you from?
LEX: Indonesia. dyou know where that is?
the.girl: Isn’t it in america?
LEX: lol, nope it isnt
the.girl: Where is it then?
LEX: just google it
the.girl: Ok… hmm, it sounds boring
LEX: you too, lol. so, what you’re up to?
the.girl: Talking to you
LEX: okay, what’s next?
the.girl: I LIKE PIE
LEX: sweet. now how to turn that into a good conversation piece? :p
the.girl: Have you ever heard of Randy Orton?
LEX: isn’t that the guy judge from american idol?
the.girl: No. Randy Orton is the best looking wrestler in the world!
LEX: ah, okay..
the.girl: I like Pie. Do you like pie?
LEX: I guess randy orton likes pie too
the.girl: I hope he does
LEX: good. arent u supposed to be in school?
the.girl: No school finished 2 hours ago
LEX: what time is it there?
LEX: PM? it’s 11.35pm here
the.girl: Yep pm! So its almost midnight!
LEX: yeah.. i love midnight. do you like midnight?
the.girl: Minnight is the best time of the night
LEX: awesome! you totally rock, girl..
the.girl: Wht thank you. You rock to
LEX: yeah. we do! lol and i bet you don’t like broccoli
the.girl: Not really, Its better than sprouts!
LEX: aaah, you’re absoooolutely riiight..
the.girl: So, whats it like in indeonisia
LEX: it’s hot and humid..
the.girl: Interesting, its never like that over here anymore.
LEX: yeah, hot and humid all the time here. plus the heavy smoke and pollution..
the.girl: We porbablyy have more pullution over here! People think its causing the global warming but its always reezing so there cant be any global warming
LEX: i see, dyou have any idea how to stop the global warming?
the.girl: Not really
LEX: okay. so whats interesting in ur school today?
the.girl: Well our sat tests are over, so we had a big party in my class
LEX: yeah? what did you do?
the.girl: Eat things and listened to music
LEX: cool, no pie, eh?
the.girl: No pie. What did you do today?
LEX: went to see a friend to talk about business and stuff
the.girl: Do you go to work?
the.girl: What do you do?
LEX: i teach girls how to unleash their hidden self and have fun with it
the.girl: Which means?
LEX: just somethin somethin. can’t explain, ur soooo underage.. lol
the.girl: Im aloud to match some 18 movies im underage for them! So what do you do exactly?
LEX: ahaha.. still you’re 10. talkin about my stuff with you would be illegal, dear.. can’t do so.
the.girl: Oh well.
LEX: lets just go back with that pie thing.. how dyou like it served?
the.girl: Nah, pies getting boring! Lets talk about sumat else.
LEX: lol, as you wish, gal
the.girl: What day is it in your country?
the.girl: Its friday here too. I think I am going to question you. What is you name
LEX: okay, tell me sumthin about you first: dyou often do this, i mean calling up with strangers online?
the.girl: Yes, I have met a lot of people online. Are you older than 3?
LEX: ???? lol i’m Lex
LEX: I am. 😀
Setelah itu, mendadak koneksi MSN gue diskonek dan ga bisa konek lagi sepanjang malam. Sebagian dari gue ngerasa lega cos gue beneran kaga ngerti mo ngapain or dibawa kemana obrolannya. But sebagian lagi kehilangan …
… apakah kita akan ngobrol lagi? Mungkinkah ini awal dari sebuah persahabatan yang sejati?
Awww, shit.. I’m turning pedo.